uncleal's Diaryland Diary
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I prefer the word slut. I don't charge.
I found this over at Miss Britt's place, and since I just love to talk about sex, I figured I'd fill this one out for you. Heh. Don't be surprised if your opinion of me drops several levels after this. Just know one thing. I'm proud to be a former slut. Read the first answer before questioning the use of the word "former."
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?
Um. I think. Maybe. Once?
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Hee, hee. Whew! I was just trying to think of one good example to put here, and I came up with three right off the bat. - At the city bus stop, in front of the mall, and in the balcony of my highschool auditorium. - And that's just the first few to come to mind.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Oh yeah. Once after I had eaten a peanut butter/ mushroom sandwich. And once because I couldn't believe how much his 'member' resembled an airline sized salt shaker.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Once or twice. Sometimes I get emotional. Sometimes, I fuck the wrong guy, or for the wrong reasons.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
If my partner is in reasonably good shape, and smells good after sex, yes. If he's all sweaty and gross, no.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Regret's a strong word. There have been a few (ok, a lot) times when I wasn't exactly pleased with the choices I had made, but since I never contracted any diseases (unless you count children), I've not regretted anything.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Yes. It's the nice thing to do when you're really only doing it with your significant other because he wants to, and you love him.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Talk dirty to me all night long baby. but don't try to get me utter more than a strangled "Oh god fuck me!"
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
I find it to be preferable when I have the opportunity. But I know the necessity of being careful.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND�S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I don't think so. Usually, my fantasies revolve around complete strangers.
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Well, I've had more partners than relationships. You do the math.
12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
More often than most people would care to believe. Not as often as my boyfriend would like, since he's never been a part of one.
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
I tried once, it was very distracting. We turned it off.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
If the sex is going well, I find it difficult to think at all. If it's going poorly,. I concentrate very hard on looking involved while silently begging my partner to just finish already. No time for others in there.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?
Yes.
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
Well, I wasn't embarrassed, but HE should have been. Refer back to question #3.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
I'm so bad with remembering ages, so let's just go with the day before my freshman year of high school began.
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
Damn. I've actually sat here for a whole minute and a half trying to will someone's name into my head. I am soooooo not in the mood lately. I guess that guy in the picture at the bottom of my page... if I had to, you know, just up and do it, now.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE?
Someday, perhaps.
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
um. right this second, a little. Thinking of tracking down the boy in the picture, and convincing him that right now was the perfect time to finally make good on his offer is causing things to stir. A tiny bit. Which is more than most days, I guess.
21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
My boyfriend once said that he had as much chance of running into someone he graduated with as I had of running into someone I've slept with.
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
Yes. In the front seat, with the man in the driver seat, and my ass occasionally honking the horn! It' so hot, and teenager-y
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO?
Nope. Sometimes, I can't remember his name. And I couldn't bring up a picture of what he looked like now if I tried.
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND�S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Once. In high school. I though I was doing her a favor by proving to her that her man was no good for her. It didn't work. She continued to date him for months after that. But she and I never really lost touch, cause she understood why I did it.
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Yep. Cheated on me with FBF before she was even my friend, mind you.
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD.
Eh. I can't use them for solo play, but they can be fun to enhance the experience with a partner (or two).
27. LINGERIE.
I haven't found and lingerie I liked, or fit well into. I didn't get breasts until I was breast feeding. And I was fat then. I stopped breast feeding, lost some weight (and my boobs) and then got pregnant again. We'll see how I do once this is all over.
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
It seems at least once at each job I've had in the past 10 years.
29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
(x)park
(x)church
(x)cemetery
(x)beach
( )boat
(x)school
(x)parent�s bed
(x)your bed
(x)car
(x)picnic table
( )kitchen counter
(x)couch/chair
( )dining room/kitchen table
(x)woods (open and/or in a tent)
(x)hood of a car
(x)bathroom
(x)shower
( )bathtub
(x)the other person�s bed
(x)porch/deck/balcony
(x)in a house with parents home
(x)at a party
(x)on top of the washer/dryer
(x)with other people in the room
(x)hotel
(x)concert
()grandparent�s house
(x)field
(x)bleachers
(x)bookstore Halloween store stock room.
( )linen closet
9:59 A.M. - Friday, Mar. 23, 2007
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